Why subject the family to the commercial horrors of an overgrown talking rodent? This year, why not take them somewhere different? Somewhere exciting? Somewhere dangerous? Somewhere like... M’Nango Valley!

Your kids will scream for more... or for mercy. We combine the thrills of conventional theme park rides with the spills of tribal sacrificial offerings to the great God M’Nango. From the Roller Toaster to the Merry-Go-Drown our exhilarating adventures will give you the time (and possible end) of your lives. After all, we don’t want to make M’Nango angry!

When the evening comes and you’ve counted the survivors why not relax in our relatively danger-free resort suites? From the M’Nango Mangler to the Altar Rooms, we have accommodation to suit all budgets. During the winter months you may find that our prices (and our residents) are substantially slashed!

Let the kids run free... let the fun run free... but above all, let the blood run free!