New for 2009! A further ten designs added to our Americana range - pack seven and pack eight are now available for sale. Click here to jump straight to them!

Do you have friends with a theatrical bent? Are you in a drama group or involved in an upcoming production?

Don't just send a clichéd and cheap-looking card - why not try one of our NEW clichéd, moderately-cheap-looking cards?

The products are available through several outlets, principally Lazy Bee Scripts, Show Souvenirs, Stage Presence, The Drama Queen's Drawers and Dress Circle

If you are a retailer and you are interested in stocking our cards please email Steve to discuss further!

"Hound of Music" Greeting Cards

Imagining a world where animals write hit musicals!

Left blank inside for your own personal message, supplied cellophane-wrapped with envelope.
Available individually, or packed as a set of five.

Pack One
TLCGC031 Geese		TLCGC032 Mamma Meerkat!		TLCGC033 Saturday Night Beaver		TLCGC034 The Lizard of Oz		TLCGC035 Guys and Voles

 

Greeting Cards

Left blank inside for your own personal message, supplied cellophane-wrapped with envelope.
Available individually, or packed as a set of five.

Pack One
TLCGC001 Caption reads: “Like many child actors under pressure... Jimmy turned to coke”		TLCGC002 Caption reads: “I don’t care what the plans say - it still doesn’t look like widow twanky’s cottage to me!”		TLCGC003 Caption reads: “Daphne worried the prompt was rather detracting from the scene”		TLCGC004 Caption reads: “Roger vowed the Props Master would pay for leaving the guns in the dressing room”		TLCGC005 Caption reads: “Why read the reviews? The playwright had already received the royalties”
Pack Two
TLCGC006 Caption reads: “The chorus were encouraged to practice their reactions at home”		TLCGC007 Caption reads: “The inmates’ production of “Annie” was a disaster”		TLCGC008 Caption reads: “Susan wondered how long she would be left to prop up the scenery”		TLCGC009 Caption reads: “And this is what happened to the last set of actors that didn’t learn their lines in time...”		TLCGC010 Caption reads: “Pete claimed he had no idea where the theatre critic had disappeared to”
Pack Three
TLCGC011 Caption reads: “Stan thought the Director had said he needed to show more emulsion”		TLCGC012 Caption reads: “Lucy was shocked to hear the latest gossip on the Boys chorus”		TLCGC013 Caption reads: “Matthew primed himself to show the Director just what he thought of his creative vision”		TLCGC014 Caption reads: “The audience fell silent. The Director tapped his baton. Then Mary realised she had forgotten her violin”		TLCGC015 Caption reads: “Rule No. 1. Always check your leading man for garlic breath before you get on stage...”
Pack Four
TLCGC016 Caption reads: “Dawn congratulated herself on her foresight to write her lines on Derek's collar”		TLCGC017 Caption reads: “The Director had her own way of getting through opening night”		TLCGC018 Caption reads: “Arnold thought improv was all very well, but it didn't beat a real choc ice”		TLCGC019 Caption reads: “Nigel was famous for his understated performances”		TLCGC020 Caption reads: “Halfway through her solo dance routine, Sally's mind went blank”
Pack Five
TLCGC021 Caption reads: “The autocue had fallen over again”		TLCGC0022 Caption reads: “After the hilarious “hotpants” gag, Steve never worked on stage again”		TLCGC023 Caption reads: “the queues for opening night made the local news”		TLCGC024 Caption reads: “It was the threat of the casting couch that landed Enid the “PG Tips” contract”		TLCGC025 Caption reads: “In all the excitement of hanging my hat, I’ve completely forgotten my first line”
Pack Six
TLCGC026 Caption reads: “Gerald proved conclusively that the Orchestra had been four bars out all along”		TLCGC027 Caption reads: “Get me my agent!”		TLCGC028 Caption reads: “Fiona should have visited the toilet BEFORE the audition”		TLCGC029 Caption reads: “Not the first time he’d died on stage. Wouldn’t be the last”		TLCGC030 Caption reads: “And this is from the Stage Manager - sorry about the falling scenery!”
Pack Seven
TLCGC036 Caption reads: “The Sound Effects team prepared for their big moment”		TLCGC0037 Caption reads: “A minimal set is one thing” muttered Arthur “but this is ridiculous”		TLCGC038 Caption reads: “Kate thought she covered the forgotten line quite well”		TLCGC039 Caption reads: “Gladys hoped she’d win the hand before the treasurer checked the accounts”		TLCGC040 Caption reads: “Even though she was playing “Murder Victim 1” Cindy diligently practiced her expression in the mirror”
Pack Eight
TLCGC041 Caption reads: “It’s from the director – let me get a safe distance away and then open it…”		TLCGC042 Caption reads: “Ralph had heard some people built sets out of a love for the theatre!”		TLCGC043 Caption reads: “The cast were horrified to see the director fall off the stage”		TLCGC044 Caption reads: “A stage career has sounded so glamorous. Cecilia never dreamed that she’d end up touring with the Chuckle Brothers”		TLCGC045 Caption reads: “With Sarah taken suddenly ill, Mary improvised the duet as best she could!”

 

Thank You Cards

Large A4 sized cards, ideal for presenting to Directors/Producers etc.
Left blank inside for the show cast to fill with signatures, supplied cellophane-wrapped with envelope.

TLCLC001 Caption reads: “Gerald proved conclusively that the Orchestra had been four bars out all along”		TLCLC002 Caption reads: “The Director had her own way of getting through opening night”

 

The products are available through several outlets, principally Lazy Bee Scripts, Show Souvenirs, Stage Presence, The Drama Queen's Drawers and Dress Circle

Details of our card range are available in our card catalogue, available to download below.

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