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Foyer adverts CD case imageFour and Twenty MORE Adverts!

With the continued success of our first CD, and by popular demand, we bring you a second compilation of spoof adverts for fictional services and products inspired by Fairytale and Pantomime. The perfect way to add a bit of fun to your theatre foyer / show interval. This audio CD holds a total of 19 silly ‘radio’ adverts and 5 ‘tongue in cheek’ announcements to your audience!

Click here to hear the advert for the adverts in MP3 format!

Supplied in CD case with cover.
 Available to order from Lazy Bee Scripts.  


Tracks include:

  • 3 Bears Security Services – An end to breaking and entering and porridge theft.
  • Sorcerer Cleaning gel – Shazam and the dirt is gone!
  • Tart safe – Store your cakes away from any thieving Knave.
  • Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary Gardening Services.
  • M&S (Malevolent and Suspicious) Poisoned Products.
  • Baa Baa Black Sheep’s wool sale.
  • The Spratkins Diet.
  • Perfect Princesses match making services
  • See through tailors – As endorsed by his highness the Emperor!
  • Cobblers Estate agents – Meeting your footwear housing needs.
  • Panto Direct Groceries - Home delivery supplies for your larder.
  • Tree-Bay – Make some cash and sell unwanted Merry Men clutter.
  • The Witless protection scheme – For has-been comedy link men!
  • ID theft warning – A public information announcement.
  • The House of Charming – Perfumery products.
  • EFS - The enchanted furniture store: Everything must go!
  • Magic Mirrors – The SAT NAV model which guide you to the fairest in the land!
  • Rambo-stiltskin – A Film trailer.
  • Army Recruitment – Have you got what it takes to join the Kings Men?
    Foyer / Audience Announcements
  • ‘Please turn off your mobile phones’
  • ‘No cameras please!’
  • ‘Remember to cheer the goodies and boo the villains’
  • ‘There is now an interval’
  • ‘The show is over – please go home!’

Foyer adverts CD case image

Four and Twenty Adverts!

Want to liven up your foyer music? Looking for something just a bit different to play during your interval? This audio CD holds a total of 17 daft ‘radio’ adverts for a wide range of fictional fairytale / pantomime products and services, and 7 silly announcements to your audience (plus a bonus track promoting next season’s fairyland TV schedule).

Click here to hear the advert for the adverts in MP3 format!

Supplied in CD case with cover.

Tracks include:

  • Panto Direct 1 - Injury compensation service
  • Panto Direct 2 - Injury compensation service
  • Mother Goose Used Transport Emporium – Second hand magic carpets and pumpkin coaches
  • Fairy Godfather Services - Evil plans thwarted again? Even the odds!
  • Beanstalk - Leguminous vegetable chatline
  • Heroes R Us - Kingdoms saved, villains vanquished!
  • Grimm Brothers Finance and Loans - The perfect way to manage your debt worries.
  • Three Pigs Construction services - Saving your bacon!
  • Beanscene - Another leguminous vegetable chatline
  • Stalkaway - Clear your garden of unwanted greenery
  • Al’s Cow Barn – The best bargain-price bovine offers
  • Germinator 4 - The rise of the beans!
  • Robin Hood Recruitment - Only the merriest men accepted
  • Goldiloctite - The perfect hair product
  • Magic Spinning Wheels - a public information announcement
  • Happily Ever After Therapy - Psychotherapy for fairyland people
  • Sinbad the Sailor Cruises - A choice of seven delightful destinations
  • Bonus Track! Pig Brother House / Dame Academy TV Advert - What’s on next season!
    Foyer / Audience Announcements
  • Take your seats and turn off your mobiles #1
  • Take your seats and turn off your mobiles #2
  • Interval announcement
  • Exit - Please leave so the band can get to the bar (matinee)
  • Exit - Please leave so the band can get to the bar (pm)
  • Exit - Please leave as the management charges by the hour
  • Exit - Please leave before the cast catch and disembowel the little scamp in the 3rd row!

Available to order from Lazy Bee Scripts.

SAMPLE DOWNLOADS
The Greatest Four and Twenty Adverts CD Advertising Trailer
Excerpts from the sequel to the Four and Twenty Adverts CD
Four and Twenty Adverts CD Advertising Trailer
Excerpts from the original Four and Twenty Adverts CD
Beanscene Advert
A premium rate phone line for vegetable enthusiasts
Crazy Al's Cow Barn
Need to sell your cow? We'll pay up to five magic beans!